PinnedThe DisjunctThe New Dean of Deany ThingsSomething weird about working at a for-profit “university” is the way you get emails every week from people you have never heard of with…·4 min read·Mar 15, 2021--1--1
PinnedThe DisjunctWhat’s Up with That Whole Constitution Thing?FFS, people. Have you even read the Constitution?·4 min read·May 18, 2021--5--5
PinnedThe DisjunctWho’s Zooming Who?Jump on the Zoom Bus for Adventures in Stupid Meetings about Stupid Things. Meet my colleagues, Snacking Guy, Dumbass Who Can’t Mute, and…·5 min read·Apr 19, 2021--1--1
PinnedThe DisjunctThat Time I Screwed and Murdered My Way Across Scotland and EnglandAh, good times, no?·5 min read·May 10, 2021--2--2
PinnedThe DisjunctThis Is the Story of Suey GlueheadThis is the story of Suey Gluehead, a fifth grade teacher who humiliates, terrorizes, and abuses students.·8 min read·Apr 7, 2021----
The DisjunctAdventures at Wally WorldStop luring me with your low, low prices·7 min read·Jun 14, 2021--1--1
The DisjunctCan't wait for the Amazon reviews."Don't let them lie to you! These sex workers are nothing more than cheaply made ANDROIDS from China! They're not very clean, and my…1 min read·May 12, 2021--1--1