Adventures at Wally World

The Disjunct
7 min readJun 14, 2021

Stop luring me with your low, low prices

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My kids won’t go to Wally World with me anymore. They’re embarrassed.

You would think they would understand how I felt just a few years ago when they were little and rowdy and loud and embarrassing AF.

But noooooooo….

“It’s the way you walk around muttering swear words,” my son says. “You look crazy…

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